Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

hospitalstays:

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school cum

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

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deviliciousdorian:

My mom’s husband: Everyone in the past was so proper. 

Me: 

Ha. 

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Ha. 

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Ha.

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HA.

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No.